May 2013
32 posts
gothlolita:
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
haithinkimfunny:
queenestelle:
gothist:
GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS
at least you get accepted no matter what
that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day
ruinsofxerxes:
pax-etlux:
ruinsofxerxes:
someone should write a fanfic of when Al’s in the hospital after getting his body back and Ed comes in and does this
not a fanfic but
god bless you
“Never cut a tree down in the wintertime. Never make a negative decision in the...”
– Robert H. Schuller (via larmoyante)
babyangelcastiel:
drilltowardstheheavens:
donkeykongcountry2:
i love that world war 2 is called world war 2
it sounds like the sequel to an action movie
“WORLD WAR 2….
GERMANY’S BACK, AND THIS TIME….
IT’S PERSONAL”
this has a great deal of accuracy though
#god it better not be a trilogy
“Every relationship has at least one really good day. What I mean is no matter...”
– The Feast of Love (Charles Baxter)
internetexplorers:
errorsanitynotfound:
internetexplorers:
why hasn’t anyone offered my parents 5 camels for my hand in marriage yet what am i doing wrong
its because you are worth at least 10 camels and they just cant afford you
this is the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me
who-locked-starkid:
omwg i cant stop laughing at this gif
when hes just standing there it looks like he doesnt have that much hair
then he falls and its like
MY HAIR WILL FLOW IN THE WIND AND BECOME A MOHAWK
yumiishiyama:
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yumiishiyama:
yumiishiyama:
My mom didn’t tell me we were having people over so I took my laptop and locked myself in the bathroom
UPDATE: THERE ARE PEOPLE COMING UPSTAIRS CALLING MY NAME I CAN HEAR THEM OUTSIDE THE DOOR I KNOW THEY JUST WENT IN MY ROOM
UPDATE: THEY HEARD ME TYPIGN AND THEY’RE OUTSIFE THE BATHROOM ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION
THEY’RE...
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internetexplorers:
Great First Date Conversation Topics:
is it pronounced gif or jif
is it pronounced F-A-Q or fack
How far was the collapse of communism in Eastern Europe in 1989 responsible for the collapse of the USSR in 1991?
April 2013
47 posts
lestradehasthephonebox:
If you think about it, Marius and Cosette are the opposite of Romeo and Juliet. They fell in love and everyone else died.
gingerbatch-addict:
salaamender:
Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?” And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most of north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that...
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arisonas:
ugh. where’s all the GOOD music these days. it’s all just rapping and beibers and directions. i miss the days where i could go into the local tavern and hoist a mighty flagon of mead to a jaunty tune on the lute of a young bard
senpai-has-noticed-you:
sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by cicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg
every movie soundtrack this year: imagine dragons
“When you want to fall — fall.
Evaporate and condensate,
but when you rain,...”
– Shinji Moon, To My Daughter At Seventeen (via winningthebattleloosingthewar)
“There’s something familiar about old love, about knowing that they’ll know...”
– Shinji Moon (via cryptobrainfarts)
souffle-girl-who-saw-the-stars:
krakarat:
maeduh:
i swear people get 500 times cuter when they talk about what they’re passionate about
what if they’re passionate about murder
